Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Cactus Huggers | Cartoon

Tree huggers are politically correct. Cactus huggers are just crazy. A time to throw stones and a time to gather stones; a time to embrace...

Church Bulletin Bloopers | Information Sheep

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Church Bulletin Bloopers | Child Care Reservations

Childcare provided with reservations. Whoever welcomes one of these little children in my name welcomes me, and whoever welcomes me does not welcome me but the one who sent me. - Mark 9:37

Church Bulletin Bloopers | A Caring Individual – Cartoon

Please welcome Pastor Dan, a caring individual who loves hurting people. But rejoice in as much as you participate in the sufferings of Christ, so that you may be overjoyed when His glory is revealed. - 1 Peter 4:13

Bulletin Bloopers | Girth of Child – Cartoon

Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child. Whenever a woman has labor, she is in pain, because her hour has come; but when she gives birth to the child, she no longer remembers the anguish because of the joy that a child has been born into the world. - John 16:21

Electric Girdles – Cartoon

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. Rather, be openhanded and freely lend them whatever they need. - Deuteronomy 15:8

Bring Gifts – Cartoon

Gifts?! We're supposed to bring gifts? After coming into the house they saw the Child with Mary His mother; and they fell to the ground and worshipped Him. Then opening their treasures, they presented gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. - Matthew 2:11

Both Ends – Cartoon

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the North and South ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. Peter replied, "Repent, and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit." - Acts 2:38

Adam and Diapers – Cartoon

God made Adam's clothes. But Adam soon learned that diapers were his responsibility. For the LORD God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife, and clothed them. - Genesis 3:21

Ben Hur – Cartoon

Ben Hur is famous for winning the great chariot race. But his little brother Bob was undefeated in the minor league. Therefore, since we have so great a cloud of witnesses surrounding us, let us also lay aside every encumbrance and the sin which so easily entangles us, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us. - Hebrews 12:1

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