Missionary from Africa: Bertha Belch | Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. At the sounding of the blast, the camps on the south are set out. The blast will be the signal for setting out. - Numbers 10:6
The male judges from Mars only picked Miss Jupiter because she looked so good in a swimsuit. The LORD does not look at the things people look at. People look at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart. - 1 Samuel 16:7
James Naismith invented the game of basketball; and in a fit of jealousy, his competitor committed the first technical foul. Who has woe? Who has sorrow? Who has contentions? Who has complaining? Who has wounds without cause? Who has redness of eyes? - Proverbs 23:29
Pastor was an old baseball coach. Some habits are hard to break. "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, nor are your ways My ways, declares the Lord." - Isaiah 55:8
Your dumb dog is barkin' up the wrong tree again. If the ax is dull and the edge unsharpened, more strength is needed, more skill will bring success. - Ecclesiastes 10:10
Bang your thumb once...you learn toughness. Bang it again...you learn new words. Bang it a third time...you buy a new wall. For the anger of man does not achieve the righteousness of God - James 1:20
The "back and forth" between Balaam and his donkey continued. And the Lord opened the mouth of the donkey, and she said to Balaam "What have I done to you, that you have struck me these three times?" - Numbers 22:28
Continue, please. I'm listening with baited breath. The man said to me, "Son of man, look carefully and listen closely and pay attention to everything I am going to show you. - Ezekiel 40:4
The fact that his one shoe was missing only added to Bob's negative opinion of his new bride's first roast.
Among all the really bad eggs out there, Nick was the hardest boiled.