Ben Hur is famous for winning the great chariot race. But his little brother Bob was undefeated in the minor league. "Therefore, since we have so great a cloud of witnesses surrounding us, let us so lay aside every encumbrance and the sin which so easily entangles us, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us." - Hebrews 12:1
The fact that his one shoe was missing only added to Bob's negative opinion of his new bride's first roast.
The male judges from Mars only picked Miss Jupiter because she looked so good in a swimsuit. The LORD does not look at the things people look at. People look at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart. - 1 Samuel 16:7
Joey was about to learn a valuable lesson in the proper distance from shore to body surf. If the LORD had not been on our side...then the raging waters would have swept us away. - Psalm 124:2